Strafford Uglies

Mysterious and deformed (possibly inbred) human-like creatures that live deep in the forest/mountainous regions of Strafford NH. Legend tells that they seek pleasure in capturing, having sex with, and eating their prey regardless of who/what it happens to be.

Don't go camping in a small group, you wouldn't want to get raped by those Strafford Uglies.

by Saftey Ranger Mike May 28, 2009

spaff mining

what someone does after fucking with out a condom and does not want a sprog so they finger out all the spaff and eat it. you can practcie on a nice juicy creame egg

james: i was spaff mining in some minger last night as i didnt want to have to pay child support

by dave February 21, 2005

Spaffle

A random word that is used as a random word when someone asks you to say a random word

Spaffle,(Spaf-ul) "say a random word"

"Spaffle"

by Alex Turb April 21, 2007

straffed

to have sex with someone

i straffed a beautiful girl i met at the club last night

by foxyviv101 June 15, 2009

Spaff n back pabb

Where the act of spaff n pabbing is prohibited due to the lack of front pubes usually caused by excessive spaff n pabbing
The act of spaff n back pabbing is the use of bum pubes as a substitute for regular pubes

Yeah I spaff n back pabbed this slut so my wife wouldent notice the lack of front pubes

by The Jeddi May 10, 2010

spaffment

A statement of much spaffage.

That is a horrendously Bitchylegendary spaffment.

by Rexington November 12, 2006

Sprayfest

Invented by a male for pro-male vocabulary.....to salute or honor your kitten by spraying or shooting massive amounts of cum...once...twice...constant...

An amazing and cum inducing fuck session.....word can also be used for an amazing group sex session....

"she was unreal....i had a major sprayfest...."

"usually that swinger/group thing is kinda lame, but last nite we were in the middle of a fuckin' sprayfest."

by The Loveman December 12, 2009