Swaddled

To be constantly getting sex, and the attention of women.

Tim: "Holy shit, look at Chad, he is always having sex, the ladies love and adore him."
Stan: "Fuck yeah dude, he's swaddled."

by OohSenpai May 9, 2018

straddle saddle

The facial area ( mustache ) that provides the best. Place for a woman to straddle his face for the ride of her life!

Hey gorgeous how about taking a ride on the ol straddle saddle !

by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019

tactical straddle

Straddling someone is a high speed low drag application. Commonly used in Police are Military applications. Forcefully squatting spread eagle over someones torso. Tacticalness is increased if wearing all black.

Arrested someone last night, had to use a tactical straddle to gain control of his/her body parts.

by MC Rdaddy May 26, 2014

back spaddle

1. When one is riding their bike and the road had water on it and the water splashes from the tire to your back.

2. When she willingly or unknowingly gets your jizzum on her back.

1.Dam it yo. I was riding my bike oer er. Not thinking bout the rain and got back spaddle on my new threads.

2. She loves it when she gets that back spaddle.

by Beowulf78 September 5, 2017

skeleton straddler

someone who likes having intercorse with skinny (usually less curvy) individuals. this can be used as an insult however many skeleton straddlers are proud of their preferences

Tom: did you hear Jimmy tapped Stacy?
Bert: yeah he tapped Joan too, he’s such a skeleton straddler

by tiplicker May 10, 2023

spradle

too discreetly swing one leg out to the side while walking to rid oneself of fruit roll-up (when yer nut sack sticks to your leg)

I was walkin to class with a fine honey and had to discreetly spradle so she didn't see me peel my sack off my leg.

by JtothemuthafuckinB October 30, 2007

chocolate straddler

A white girl who exclusively straddles black men.

"Amy is a chocolate straddler. She prefers big chocolate men."

by Hannawana April 23, 2007