Spooner

Small town in Wisconsin, population 2653 (including the cows). Full of nothing but strung out potheads, stuck-up preps, and people who will never leave. Rumors spread like wildfire, and probably exceed the population. Not much to do, and nothing much to look forward to.

"I'm so sick of this small town drama"
"Well... you do live in Spooner"

"I want to go to a good college!!"
"Dude, you're not going anywhere living here."

by SickOfTheSmallTown November 6, 2011

Frosted Mini Spooners

Noun: Frosted Mini Spooners- Generic cereal made by Malt-O-Meal, modeled after Shredded Mini Wheats.

Sexual Act: Frosted Mini Spooner- A midget slathered in semen, hugging you as you sleep.

Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooners.

Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooner.

by Tazfan800 October 21, 2007

spoonemout

Term used when confronted with a cleavage of tempting promise as an encouragement to cleavagee to display their ample busoms in their entirity. Originating from the sound on a Bird's Trifle ad where a large portion of tasty dessert is prised out of a well presented dish.

'My dear you look most becoming in that evening dress, any danger of an impromptu spoonemout?'

by Emnonwodog February 13, 2010

spoonpen

A writing instrument with a plastic spoon taped to its top to prevent users from pocketing the instrument after its use.

While signing a receipt at the grocery store I had to use the cashier's spoonpen. At least it wasn't one of those ugly ones with the daisy taped to the top!

by bugbite5 April 16, 2014

spooce

Spooce is a type of currency contained within strange green shrubs seen in Munch's Oddysee called spooceshrubs. They are of a relatively small size and tend to grow together in clusters of usually 3 or more.

Opening "Spoocelocks", which lock certain objects, such as doors and/or shrines, for a specific amount of spooce, ranging between 4 and 100 Spooce.

by Telly Phone September 25, 2017

Spooce man

when sperm flies out of your pEEpEE at the rate of a rocket

“I just did a spooce man”

by Spooce man April 26, 2019

Spooncil

the spooncil is a pencil attached to a spoon, normally by the eraser, used to consume food and write at the same time

i used a spooncil to eat while writing

by jesus inc. January 27, 2020