Spangled

The act of eating, shitting out, and getting generally owned by food from Spangles. Spangles is crappy burger place based in Wichita, Ks.

You hungry? No man, I just got Spangled about an hour ago, my ass is on fire.

by Badforce September 15, 2008

star spangled underwanger

a term used to define:
1:a prince albert piercing with a particularly bling dickring

2:a pair of glitteratti boxers, similar to michael jacksons sequined glove...

oh my, his star spangled underwanger stunned me!

by i_hate_manboobs_05-06 December 24, 2005

spangled

From the National Anthem at an OU home football game:
To shart (shit and fart at the same time) oneself.

I just spangled a little in my panties.

by Amy Kemp September 9, 2004

Star Spangled Banner

When you are having sex with a girl when she has a blue waffle, is on her period, and then you proceed to ejaculate inside of her, thus resulting in the colors red, white, and blue.

Star Spangled Banner- The result of ejaculating in a woman with a blue waffle, while she is on her period.
Tyler: Hey man did you hear about Daniel doing the Star Spangle Banner on Susie?!
Noah: Yeah man that shits gross.

by ggnoretardswagswag December 2, 2014

Star Spangled Banner

The national anthem of Christina Agulera, which she cannot sing. Why? She forgot a whole line at THE SUPER BOWL! LOLOL.

I don't know what was worse: Forgetting your own country's national anthem, or Justin Bieber running into a revolving door.

See Star Spangled Banner fail for more

by Bieber Blows March 14, 2011

Scar Spangled Banner

Anthem for a wounded nation.

Imagining the empty stadium, the canceled opening game, he heard the Scar Spangled Banner, sung in a silent voice.

by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020

spangled balls

old saggy balls with extremely long pubic hair that is sweating

i walked in to my grandfather who was in the middle of having sex with my grandmother and i saw my grandfathers balls and they looked like spangled balls and i immediatley threw up and ran away

by ocaute niceda hipchous* September 30, 2008