Spunch

More formally thought of a punch in the groin/testicle area, this is incorrect, as it is in fact a punch on the buttock (or both buttocks). Spunch is a combo of the words 'Spank' and 'Punch'. It is not sexual, it is ment to be harmful. It can be given to either a male or female, but only in private.

OMG, Lena just spunched Luca.

I just spunched someone.

My buttocks hurt from that extreme spunching

by SpankerTown March 27, 2010

slunch

To physically accost by half slapping and half punch simultaneously the other bitch's face.

"Oh hell no, biatch! You did not just pull my weave. I'm gonna slunch yo face, skank!"

by Penguin Puppet May 23, 2010

Slunch

A highly derogatory term for females. A combination of the words slut, cunt, and bitch all rolled into one insult. This saves valuable time and energy when letting some girl know her role.

"Shut up you fucking slunch!" "Man that girl is a slunch!"

by GYCJU October 8, 2005

Splurch

When a person blows a raspberry against a small child's belly or back.

The baby shrieked with laughter when her daddy splurched her belly.

by Kindra October 17, 2011

Splutch

Most fun onomatopoeia to say ever.

Basically an upgraded version of the word "SPLAT".

1. *SPLutch, splUTch, spluTCH...*

2. A speeding locomotive hit Little Timmy and he went *SPLUTCH!*

3. I shat myself at work yesterday, and every time I sat down, my pants went *splutch*

4. William takes it in the ass from his cellmate, Diesel-Dick Dave, so the other inmates took to calling him "Billy ButtSplutch"

by Dungbladder Omega October 4, 2011

spelunching

v. To set off during your lunch hour in exploration of something to buy for lunch.

Her: "Did you bring your lunch today?"
Him: "No, I gotta go spelunching. Want to search the food court with me?"

by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 13, 2004

slunch

A meal commonly eaten between the hours of 2:30 pm and 4:45 pm that combines an early supper and a late lunch. Far superior to the competing terms "linner" and "lupper."

There was just enough time after waking up and before going door to door for the environment to enjoy a nice slunch.

by gohlkus September 20, 2003