splunch

Splunch is just a little man who is very sad and wet.

Splunch is so cool.

by dumbblockhead January 31, 2022

splooch

To spill something or the mark the substance makes once it has spilled. Derived from splash which applies to thin liquids, splooch sounds more like a thick liquid.

As I added the can of whole tomatoes to the pot, I splooched on the stove. Just as I was going to lick my ice cream cone a blob fell off and made a splooch down the front of my shirt.

by Liser May 13, 2005

Spoonch

The only word that can possible describe the awesomeness that is the pain of stubbing your little toe.

(Stub Little Toe) "Oh Spoonch!"

by Gorgauthin February 25, 2009

SPONCH!

only the most wickedly amazingly bodaciously awesome zestiness that existence could be. (there will always be an exclamation following any form of this word, otherwise they are an uneducated posing homo.)

you've been sponched!

i love sponch!

all praise the sponch!

i will sponch the shit out of you!

by crispy wafer April 26, 2008

Slonching

The perfect word to describe when someone is chewing obnoxiously with their mouth open.

Stop slonching at the dinner table

by Caninmirror January 10, 2019

Sponch

To Sponch is to turn up to a house unannounced and clapped out, order enormous quantities of various foods on a food delivery service, consume throughout the day and then vanish. Leaving behind a trail of destruction including, but not limited to, dirty dishes, garbage and horror.

"Did you see Fenny on the weekend?" "yeah he Sponched everywhere."

"F*ck me what a Giant Sponch."

"God damn Sponch"

by Sponchlord July 13, 2020

Splonce

A nonce on splatoon

Dan: huh? Is that lady on our team a splonce?
Rex: sure looks like it with how badly she wants to get to a child’s splatzone…
Dan: guess she’s a squid inside of a kid…

by PenisQueefer692572 February 28, 2023