A combonation of a spoon and a knife. Kinda like a Spork but different. Invented by the teletubies so that they can take over the white house someday.
by DS inc. February 19, 2011
Get the Spife mug.A general wasteman who has the piss taken constantly, constantly high or making grime music. Often reffered to as the King of Grime, or by his DJ name; Optimus Grime. Often tries to scrape in with higher socialy ranked individuals.
Louis: Haroon, you smokin' weed now?
Haroon: Yeah blud.
Louis: You're such a Benzine Spliff.
(Ben walks past)
Everyone: BENNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Haroon: Yeah blud.
Louis: You're such a Benzine Spliff.
(Ben walks past)
Everyone: BENNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
by VitaminK June 16, 2010
Get the Benzine Spliff mug.One of the biggest advances in modern day engineering, a digital spliff is the action of hitting a cart and a vape in simultaneous action. It is said to be the holy matrimony of cart and vape.
by Baduss May 14, 2022
Get the Digital Spliff mug.Dude, don't crush my bud so much in the sack. Ill have a buncha spiffits and no big buds ya dickwad!
by splorky2001 June 20, 2004
Get the spiffits mug.by Niall Horan February 16, 2012
Get the Spiffing Mammaries mug.George: That spliff has given me the major munchies.
Greg: Spliff's are a mans best friend... Sorry i'm stoned!
Greg: Spliff's are a mans best friend... Sorry i'm stoned!
by CannabisKings April 3, 2019
Get the Spliff mug.(adj.) A person, place, thing, or idea that is just so incredibly awesome that no other word can describe it. Derived from the words spiffy and fantastic, it has been steadily catching on with teenagers nowadays (as steady as a snail in a molasses swamp, unfortunately). Tends to be used more by females than males, interestingly enough.
Person A: "Dude, I finally thought up a word to add to urbandictionary.com!"
Person B: "Totally spifftastic, man!"
Person B: "Totally spifftastic, man!"
by KirbyHead December 28, 2005
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