alabama sledgehammer

1. The act of ramming one's fist up a partner's anus forcibly, from a distance of at least one foot.

Steve: Hey, Greg, why're you limping today?
Greg: Man, Jorge gave me an Alabama Sledgehammer last night, and I can't walk straight...

by Sting0 December 28, 2007

Spledex

The very form of Cringe. This is the biggest mistake the world has ever seen. God bless us all.

I cringe every time I see that normie Spledex.

by KillerMeme June 12, 2018

Wisconsin Sledgehammer

When you cup your penis using the scrotal sack so that the balls are in line with the head of the penis, then use as a hammer on someone's head. Similar to a mushroom stamp.

I woke up to the smell of musty cheese, only to see my friend trying to give me a Wisconsin Sledgehammer

by Huggabear July 13, 2012

sledge hockey

Ice hockey for people with a physical disability. Has the same rules as ice hockey, but with some changes. Each player uses a sledge with two skates underneath it. They move forward on the ice using two short hockey sticks with sharp metal teeth at one end and a blade on the other.
Many players are disables because they has amputated one or both of their legs, while others play because they are paralyzed.

Him: "Oh, what is that sport?"
Her: "It's sledge hockey. Like ice hockey for people with disabilities!"
Him: "It looks hard!"

by anel22 May 7, 2012

Sledge-Milf

A milf with a testosterone level higher than the average mother, with a physical appearance that intimidates the sexually aroused male and possesses dominative qualities. She may look like a bodybuilder, have a tall stature with broad shoulders, and weigh over 20 pounds more than you, but that doesn't mean she does not need the same sexual thrill like a regular mother.

You don't fuck a Sledge-Milf, a Sledge-Milf fucks you...

The young male was dominated by the Sledge-Milf and woke up the next morning with a broken cock.

by brick.mst September 30, 2016

sledgehammer facelift

A violent act of rearranging someone's face with a sledgehammer; a song by Deathcore band, Rose Funeral.

The rioter gave their victim a sledgehammer facelift.

by Anime-Freak96 July 17, 2017

Spleeger

When you jizz and it makes your spleen ache

Boy, that was quite a spleeger last night!

by Suckermama December 23, 2019