Slagging off

Originates from Essex meaning when someone is chatting shit about you behind your back and obviously you confront them about it saying:

Person 1- apparently you've been slagging off jasmine

Person 2- says who? I can promise you now I ain't said one word about the girl.

by calmradgie June 8, 2016

sparking spot

any place chosen to park a vehicle briefly in order to spark up an illicit drug.

we cant park in back because thats where the kids hang. the father parks next to the statue so thats out. so getting a sparking spot behind the bus is critical because if not we have to burn down before we go. that adds drive time and i can barely stretch my buzz to make it through the sermon as it is man! not to mention sunday school!

by BILLicitlY ilLEgAL February 11, 2009

[splacking]

verb getting "some" (some meaning sex)

Yo did you hear?
hear wat?
That i was splacking the buns!

by jazzyyefffbaybehh July 7, 2008

Splanking

Sexual poisition:

The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!

Bro 1: All chicks I have fucked love splanking!

Bro 2: What's splanking?

Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!

Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.

Bro 1: That's the point!

by MOCO & P-Phat March 27, 2012

Clam Spearing

Clam spearing is fucking in the usual heterosexual manner, i.e. penis into vagina. The spear is a metaphor for the penis, the clam is a metaphor for the vagina.

I'd love to do some clam spearing when I get home from work tonight

by Rodolphe May 18, 2005

Narb-sparring

A narb is a No Apparent Reason Boner. Narb-sparring is when you constantly get narbs throughout the day, and battle with them to either go away, or constantly hide or cover them up.
Every guy has been through this.
Often happen in inconvenient times, like when you wear shorts or go to a shopping mall.

I was Narb-sparring all yesterday when we were shopping downtown. I swear a few girls noticed, but what can you do except wait it out?

by CThunderW August 7, 2011

Spearing the bearded clam

A phrase used in the place of sex

I saw you over there and was wondering if we could be spearing the bearded clam back at my place.

by Cres October 2, 2012