Spink

Someone who's half oriental and half Mexican. If you combine the words, spic & chink, you get spink.

The eyes on that wetback are really slanted because he's a spink.

by bushnest February 22, 2022

Spink

Originates from Neil Gaiman's book "Coraline" and his two characters: Miss Spink and Miss Forcible.
Miss Spink and Forcible are an old couple who live downstairs from a blue-haired girl named Coraline.
Used as a friendly insult that basically means "you old hag". Can be used when someone asks a stupid question

Someone: "daniel's sitting over there"
you: "yes I know... I can see"
someone: "he is writing"
you: "yes i know that you spink. I have eyes you know?"

by Cherry_lobsters April 19, 2020

Snartt-Spink

Someone that suffers from a weird form of social Stockholm Syndrome due to many years of multiple points of manipulation. It stemmed from the indie film Rubber in which Mark Snartt-Spink is manipulated by his female flat mate on a daily basis.

That guy is a total Snartt-Spink

by Mark Snartt-Spink January 31, 2018

Spinked

/spin-ked/
Adverb to describe being completely outplayed and destroyed, usually followed by a celebration.

YOU JUST GOT SPINKED.

by Comfy Cushion December 30, 2021

Spinke

A made up derogatory word for people (She) doesn't like

Look at that person over there, they're a spinke!

by tinyfont April 25, 2025

Mr. Spink Dat Ass

A man who abandoned his true name to get to the highest level of ugliness. He is a local pedophile and loves Chaos Emeralslds from the Sonic The Hedgehog series.

As the wise words of Mr. Spink Dat Ass states "BITCHES LOVES EMERALDS"

by DANKALICOUS June 3, 2018

Spink

A derogatory term used for Grow a Garden players.

"kill yourself spink faggot"

by growagardenanon June 17, 2025