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spinstah

Noun. A hip, unmarried older woman. Like "sistah". They make knitting cool.
She's single, in her 40s, totally hip, a total spinstah.
by Littlebear June 11, 2006
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spinster jess

1)An old, unmarried lady. She usually has 47 cats and loves scaring away little kids that come up to her door on Halloween.

2)A fourteen year old girl that believes she will never get married and wants to become a spinster.
little girl: oh my goodness, did you hear about that spinster jess that lives down the street!?

little boy: yessir! i went to her house on Halloween and she let her crazy cats come out and attack me.

or

Jessie: so i think i will end up being a spinster when im older. yaay!! :

Lydia: OH MY GOODNESS. You will not become a spinster jess!! i wont let that happen.
by jess the spinster March 5, 2008
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Homo sapiens karenus

Scientific name of a Karen. These are a newly discovered living subspecies of Homo sapiens other than us. They are aggressive, hot tempered people. Sometimes having a bowl haircut.
The Homo sapiens karenus demanded the employee to speak to the manager.
by Saitama 777 July 31, 2020
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Spenser

The greatest person i have ever met...is always putting a smile on my face on my worst days. just hearing his laugh makes me so happy...ive known him forever and still get butterflies when im around him i hope i can be with him forever hes the first guy ive ever loved and hes so awesome...
by kari September 8, 2004
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spins

When you have drank/smoked too much, to the point the room feels like it's spinning, or YOU feel like you are spinning.

You need to be SITTING/LYING DOWN OR RESTING for the spins definition to be met.

If you are standing up/dancing/active and the room is going sideways while trying to walk, that would mean you are pissed.

Throwing up will cure the spins. It is also possible to wake up with the spins if you do not throw up.
You got back home after drinking and laid on your back in your bed. You roll over on your side, but you feel like you are still spinning over and over in circles. You then lay on your back again to minimize the spins and stare up at the ceiling and it feels like the room is traveling.
by CrushCrush December 20, 2009
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the spins

When you're totally trashed and the entire world starts whirling around you, often going faster and faster.
Beware, 8 times out of 10 means that heaving your guts out will happen in the near future, so get near a bathroom/trashcan/garbage bag.
To help them go away, stand up if you're sitting down, pick an object a little ways away, concentrate on it, count to 20, close your eyes, see if the spins are still there, then open your eyes and repeat if they are.
Often goes hand in hand with vodka.
"Shit, guys, I can't move right now.. I've got the spins so fucking bad..."
by Behest October 29, 2007
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nigger spins

when black people crip walk, break dance, 'get crunk', etc
those negros started to do nigger spins and everybody started to watch
by azn69 September 12, 2005
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