Sarles Spelunking

Repeated cave exploration until rectal bleeding occurs. Usually accompanied by alcohol.

After a bit of Sarles Spelunking, my mates and I could hardly sit on our bums.

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Spelunking

When having sexual intercourse with a virgin or a girl that has not banged anyone that you know

When your at a party talking to your friends and a hot chick walks over that you want to have sex with. Use the term spelunking to make it seem like your not a perve. Just say hey man I want to go spelunking

by One crazy week September 12, 2011

Spelunking

When a man and a woman love each other very much, and can't decide between regular and anal sex they decide to compromise. This involves putting (carefully) the balls in her ass, and dick in her twat. This is best accomplished while in the "Pouting Frog" position. When finished, the easiest way to remove balls from ass, is using "Asian Dismount".

"Dude i was with this girl last night, and she wanted me to go Spelunking. The Pouting Frog was ok, but i think i crippled myself with the Asian Dismount"

by Mike/Nick/Alberta Dan November 10, 2008

spelunking

To lift things (typically heavy things) with ones dick

Tom went spelunking will Jill yesterday, he has some very strong parts

by Iamtheother September 11, 2011

splonking

the real definition of "splonking" is observing caves. Well think of that in the same sense but with a dirty mind. A guy observing or more a girls 'cave' is splonking.

So were you a splonker last night?
Yeah but as i was splonking, her mom walked in, which ended up causing her to sploosh in my face. it was delicious.

by Skooby Snack April 4, 2008

spelunking

To pick one's nose.

Barry "I just caught Johnny spelunking, man, he was knuckle deep."

by Neo June 15, 2003

spelunking

rifling through something in order to find something far greater hidden at the bottom.

can be a sexual reference...

enid spelunks jovially each night...

he was spelunking at great speed through the cereal packet to find the toy at the bottom.

he spelunked through the garbage for the cheese he left there.

by aneuryism March 27, 2007