Paedos in Speedos

Name given to French holiday makers in the Ardeche region of Southern France. Recognisable by their tight fitting pants and one leg on a rock stance

'Jesus Mildrid, sale the kids out to that rock. There's a pride of Paedos in Speedos over there'.

by Franc Le Poeff December 9, 2008

speedoru

it means stupid stupid idiot bitch fucking stupid dumb dumb idiot homo

I can't believe SpeedoSausage is now Speedoru

by BaysFays October 4, 2018

speedposting

To write messages on a forum with the speed of a Court clerk using a new reply everytime, Short intervals between posts and ridiculous Amounts(300 posts a day).
Use of the view newpost function is required.

An Example of Speedposting, look at the short intervals in time.
This can go on for hours, So its easy to get 300 a day!

1300 vannelle...G`day.
1300 lynn...Hello
1301 vannelle...well, im fine
1301 daveWL...OIOIOI
1302 vannelle you.
1302 shaggy...Im drunk!
1303 vannelle...ok.
1303 jobz...Bought me a new Vehicle :yes:!
1304 vannelle...What kind?.
1304 l337perv...A Beemer!
1305 vannelle...sure.
1305 denzil...NEIN!
1306 vannelle...Its sunny, 34 degrees celcius.
1306 seniorwhoppy...Bastard!
1307 SpikeBurton...Who has Kids?
1307 Daom...Me, Me, Me
Etc,etc.

by van nelle January 10, 2009

Speedboat

The sound one makes by placing his or her face in cleavage and shaking their face back and forth while exhaling creating a "brrrrrrp rrrrp rrrrp rrrrp" sound.

The hummer she gave me was so good, I gave her a speedboat as my way of saying thanks.

by Michael October 21, 2005

Speedo

A tiny little swimsuit that men wear. They looking fucking hot in them, great for kinky sex. They show it all off without actually showing it, you can immediately judge a guy's package which is fucking hot. When there is bulge it is incredibly hott.

"Look at that hottie in a speedo. Mmm I'd like to rub that bulge!"

by Arbadoro September 21, 2005

Speedboard

n. downhill skateboard, usually built very heavy duty measuring 40-43" with wheel cutouts for large wheels. often mounted drop-through, with the truck baseplate mounted on top of the board.
v. downhill skateboarding, where riders use aerodynamic tucks and crouches to reach speeds as high as 65mph, drifting their boards at turns and footbraking, airbraking, or sliding to stop.

n. I just got a brand new speedboard! I can't wait to bomb some hills!
v. Hey, do you want to speedboard today? I found a nice hill over by the school.

by Cliff J's longskate vocab August 20, 2006

Speedo Juice

The remaining water in a speedo after you take it off, fun to rinse on people.

Lewis: "Hey"
Michael: "What?"
Lewis: "SPEEDO JUICE!"
Michael: "Ahhhhh!!!"
Lewis: "Hahahaha!!!"

by Mitchell and Ben August 25, 2005