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Speedy Gonzales

"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez
SPEEDY GONZALES: "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos ahora, muchachos y gauchos."

"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia
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speedy gonzales

Only like the fastest mouse in all "El Mundo" ARRIBA!!!
Man I wish I was as fast as Speedy G.
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speedy gonzales

I'll bet a hundred bucks that Speedy Gonzales will run circles around that gayass hedgehog simply by eating one habanero pepper. And besides, anyone who eats that shit will definitely run faster than sonic.
By the time Sonic the Hedgehog was halfway through the race, he saw Speedy Gonzales already sipping beer with the hot chicks at the finish line.
by Sega sucks my ass August 3, 2003
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speedy claxton

a man or women who cums quickly, without much direct sexual stimulation.
YEA! i made her cum, but then again she was a speedy claxton.
by c.t July 18, 2005
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Speedyheart

A video game modder of the racing game Need For Speed, who is supposedly a British female teenage girl in real life, who spends her time guilt-tripping everyone she sees for no apparent reason. She has even went far enough to brainwash everyone in the community for the game into believing in her lies.
Guy #1: Have you seen Speedyheart's new video?
Guy #2: No and I don't want to.
Guy #1: Why not? She's AMAAZZZIIINNNGG!!!!!
Guy #2: No, speedyheart is just trying to make you think that.
by THESAYCOMPTER3 July 11, 2020
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Speedy McJesus

Basically it means that your fast as hell, like Ricky Bobby.
Boy that Kenyan's as fast as Speedy McJesus.
by Black Ass Mofo July 26, 2011
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Speedy McGribble

In the sport golf, to deny taking a driver from a caddy and then request a 3 or 5 wood. Just attempting a prove your caddy wrong pcw.
You've been Speedy McGribbled!
by that NCC caddy July 29, 2011
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