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Scwanking

Being sick whilst crying whilst wanking
Chris has resulted to scwanking over Kate.
by rantallen June 2, 2011
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sneaking out

When young girls text eachother plans at 12 in the morning for 12 at night. Sliding glass doors, Windows, Screens and doors slide quietly open as the girls; cell phones on silent, flip flops in hand, quietly tip toe out of their house. Once outside a simple 'im out' or 'where are you' is received from fellow sneakers and they are good to go!
"Wanna Sneak out tonight."
"Sure i hear theirs a party in the cuts"
"Ok ill call you when im sneaking out and we can go together'
"Cool ill go take off my screen right now"
"See you tonight!"
by Hannah Levine January 28, 2008
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public speaking

Its where you go in front of a bunch of people and do a speech/powerpoint. All the while you worry what their thinking of you and just want to finish ur speech/ppt as soon as possible.
Even worse if you have social anxiety disorder.
I didn't do my speech in front of the class because I was too nervous; I lost a lot of points. Stupid fuckin public speaking.
by Poncho! January 5, 2009
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spankin' whitie

1. The act of hitting a golf ball with a golf club.

2. Playing a round of golf.

"Yo man I got 18 reasons to be spankin' whitie."

"I broke 70 spankin' whitie today."
"Yo man I got 18 reasons to be spankin' whitie."

"I broke 70 spankin' whitie today."
by mahalojo May 3, 2010
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Seaking

Seaking is a goldfish Pokémon that evolves from Goldeen when it reaches level 33.

Seaking is often parodied as a Pokémon that destroys a lot of things, often photoshopped into pictures of wars, 9/11, etc.
Fuck yeah, Seaking!
Seaking, fuck yeah!
by Kamonegi July 18, 2007
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spanning

The fine art/act of stalking, scrutinizing and mentally/physically tormenting a person as if they were your girlfriend or boyfriend. This is usually because the person who is doing the spanning is arrogant, a pompous windbag or they feel like they are owed. They have feelings for the person they span and have decided that person belongs to them without the consent, permission, reciprocation of same feelings or even the knowledge of the victim they span. The art/act of spanning is often conducted in front of friends or others in an effort to embarrass and belittle the person they span into acting the way they desire.
Person 1: Did you change the locks to lock me out of my own house??!

Person 2: Where tne fuck were you? Who did you leave with?

Person 1: None of your business, quit spanning me!
by poonanni May 3, 2016
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spanking the monkey

Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.
I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.
by David October 27, 2003
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