snatchulence

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The forced escape of air from the vaginal cavity, causing the labia to rasp in a sound approximating Flatulence, IE, a Fart. Commonly found to occur when a female is aroused, and is being vigourously stimulated by hand or penis. The forced expulsion on the air can cause either one or a series of these sounds.

Also See : Queef

"Ah, love me minge. Had some serious snatchulence last night when he was givin' it to me good and prawper, I was queefin like a woopie cushion, so I was"

by UrbanScholar December 29, 2007

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Snatchural Disaster

Pronunciation Snatch-ural Disaster. Adjective: A description of a woman's vagina after either a traumatic event, or it's hygienic state.

Example 1.) After my wife had those triplets it was a Snatchural Disaster down there!

Example 2.) Girl, I don't know about you but when I get through with my spinning class I gotta call FEMA, cause it's a Snatchural Disaster down there!

by Greendrum September 25, 2013

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Related Words

spatchulate • Spatchula • Snatchula • Snatchulate • spachulanis • spaetchula • spatula • snatchlasticity • spatulate • snatchulence

Spatula

A straight woman who either decides to attempt to "flip" a gay man straight or the last woman to date a gay man before he comes out.

Becky met Scott in a gay bar. She is such a spatula!

by HelenTheRaccoon May 28, 2014

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snatchlasticity

the elasticity of a woman's snatch specifically in reference to the speed at which it regains tightness after a natural birthing. can be improved by doing kegel exercises. first known usage in a discussion thread regarding cesarian sections on fark.

my girl's got mad snatchlasticity; one week after junior popped out, she was tight as ever.

by lawbot July 28, 2008

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