Snotted

To laugh so hard that snot comes flying out of your nose.

When April slipped off the diving board, Taryn busted out laughing, launching a ball of snot into the pool.

"Guys," she said, still giggling, "I snotted in the pool!"

by Nick (the last cowboy) July 8, 2009

spotted dick

1. an english dessert
2. a slang term used to describe a promiscuos woman who shows no shame in her pursuit of sexual stimulization

Oh shit! there she go! ho just spotted dick!!

by Crazy68 August 28, 2009

Spotted Cod

Referring to someone with many freckles, hence having the same appearance as the fish Spotted Cod.

Check out that ginger over there it looks like a Spotted Cod

by CoopersPale March 26, 2008

snotted

1.to sneeze
2. to have snot come out of your nose

you snotted all over my hoodie!

by Mer Mer June 27, 2005

scotted

Verb-past tense "scotted"

To be taken advantage of by a girl when black out drunk and not even remember or enjoy the sex.

Etymology: Scotty D was deflowered and didn't even remember it.

"Dude, what happened last night?", "This chick took you to her room and totally scotted you", "Yea, she loved it", "You are so pathetic"

by The Real Sloppy D March 13, 2010

Spotted Cows

a low level beastie that lurks in the plains of the Badlands. They look very similar to what many expect a leopord, or even a buzzard (see flying cows). But make no mistake. They are cows. And they will follow you.

GuildWuntvor: These spotted cows look a lot like leopards.
GuildWuntvor: And these flying cows, they look alot like buzzards..
GuildAtilathehun: lol
GuildWuntvor: cows follow me ....

by Aeirion, the Draenei pally February 27, 2009

Spotted Smurf

When someone (usually a male in a homosexual encounter) farts on the tosser's face while tossing their salad and ends up spraying a tiny splatter of shit in a random freckle like pattern.

While eating some dude's ass in the back of a truck in Las Vegas while my other friends were partying, the big black king farted right on my face and gave me a Spotted Smurf! I love farting! I love poop! I love having big black cock rammed into my ass! I'm a happy Jewish homosexual!

by AWESOMERJNM July 28, 2011