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Soggy tug boat 

An old Navy term originating from London during world war 1 where 2 sailors tie a rope around their penises and play an aggressive game of tug of war.
Gay sailor 1: Cheerio mate, bet you can’t out tug me wanker!

Gay sailer 2: big bet bro, grab the paracord and let’s do a soggy tug boat.
Soggy tug boat by Hambonr February 28, 2021

Soggy Nugget 

A game in which a group of men each purchase 40 Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds. The aim of the game is to eat the 40 chicken nuggets as quickly as possible. The person who eats their nuggets in the slowest time must let the rest of the group ejaculate over himself.

The slowest person to ejaculate over the loser of the first part of the game must buy 40 more Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds. If he cannot finish the 40 nuggets, or throws up, he must let the rest of the group ejaculate over himself.

The slowest person to ejaculate over the loser of the first part of the game must buy 40 more Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds. If he cannot finish the 40 nuggets, or throws up, he must let the rest of the group ejaculate over himself.

Repeat Ad Nauseam.
Arrrrr mate, I dont fancy playing soggy biscuit tonight, I need something more substantial. Do you wanna game of soggy nugget instead?
Soggy Nugget by The-Sir June 23, 2010

Soggy Lampshade 

(noun) One who is useless beyond compare. Also, they don't really brighten the situation.
Guy 1: i kinda broke your TV.
Guy 2: You can't do anything right!
Guy 1: It was a bad one anyway.
Guy 2: That doesn't make it better. You're such a soggy lampshade!

Soggy Salad 

The term for eating out one's butthole after that person has finished a sweaty activity, such as working out.
My girlfriend worked out, demanded I eat her butthole, and it was sweaty. Soggy salad.
Soggy Salad by Boom, Roasted July 24, 2016

soggy soup 

(n.) rank, stinky-ass, wet, blown-out pussy.
Jay-Z: Did you hit last night?
Drake: Nah that bitch had some soggy soup.

Jay-Z: Whatchu mean?
Drake: Her pussy looked like it had been destroyed by the Incredible Hulk and drenched in water.
soggy soup by Beefjerky12 April 19, 2020

Soggy Dybiec 

A slang term used by people in the niche gay community for the process of ejaculating into your sex partners nose and then having them sneeze onto your anus before you squat over their face and let it dribble out. And then fart so that it spreads properly.
"The other day I gave Gareth a Soggy Dybiec and it was great"
Soggy Dybiec by EqqE4560 May 29, 2018