Braxton - "When i first got Demon's Souls, all i did was play body soccer for about a half of an hour, then i died 27 times!"
Phill - "ME TOOOOOO!!!"
Phill - "ME TOOOOOO!!!"
by blamson October 17, 2009
Get the body soccer mug.A variation of the classic game of baseketball. That is, a cross of a cross between baseball and basketball. Nine innings of two teams of rusty degenerates taking turns kicking a volleyball at patio furniture arranged to resemble some sort of retarded baseball field. Missing a chair results in an out and catching a deflected ball with one hand results in a double play. Teams are encouraged to talk trash to opponents in an attempt to break their focus with humiliation and questioning their manhood and sexual orientation. This sport is alleged to have originated in the orange sandy desert of the Moab, The Godfather of this sport may smack the ball down at any point and initiate a new rule to his ever-changing liking.
by MaliOMali July 16, 2018
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Get the Kiss a soccer girl day mug.Annoying bitch who stays at home to clean. She picks up here kids at school every day to lug them of to some kind of sports practice. She uses the v-chip,ESRB, and movie ratings as a tool to make sure her kids don't hear any "language" or see any violence. Internet is a "no-no" other than going on kiddie learning games websites for 30 minutes a day. If someone says "an inappropriate word" near her kids while she is with them, she will quickly cover their ears. She usually drives an SUV with a bumper sticker like "My Child is an Honor Student at ________ Elementary School", but no one cares if your little bitch of a child is an honor student. She only let's her kids listen to Oldies music or Christian "Family" Music. She makes sure to drive real slow as she wants to protect her precious angels who still sit in a carseat at age 9. bHer husband is usually a doctor, realtor, or some other money-making job.
by rapsux March 16, 2005
Get the Soccer Mom mug.A bunch of repressive, middle to upper-class bitches. They always live in those Suburban neighborhoods, they are almost always a conservative republican, or conservative democrat. Soccer Moms are the reason for all of the useless censorship rules. They are snotty, rude, arrogant, and bitchy. They usually drive huge-ass SUVS, which they load their "precious, adorable, awesome, and better than everyone else" brat kids into every weekday for some kind of sport. A soccer-mom basically lives through her kids, she has them out doing all of the things she wanted to do as a kid. Her husband is never home, because his wife is such a repressive bitch, and won't have sex with him because she's afraid the kids will here them. Thus, he screws his secretary. A Soccer Mom will not allow her kids to watch any movies over the rating PG. She usually is involved with PTA meetings, and does snack days, is selective with who her kids can be around, and who they can't.
by greenpeas August 19, 2009
Get the Soccer Moms mug.A 30 to 50 year old woman, usually straight, whose whole life revolves around their children and "empowering" themselves by trying to censor anything even remotely violent, vulgar, or bad in any way. Some have tattoos just to show how tough and empowered they are.
Their children are usually maladjusted due to their parents not letting them see anything remotely "bad" or vulgar, even when they are teenagers.
As implied by the name, their children play sports, usually soccer. Soccer moms can be identified by a generic sticker on the back of their car, or a "My child is an honor student at <insert school> Middle School" bumper sticker.
They also drive SUVs even though they do not need them, and cause many accidents. They are very active in their children's school activities.
Their children are usually maladjusted due to their parents not letting them see anything remotely "bad" or vulgar, even when they are teenagers.
As implied by the name, their children play sports, usually soccer. Soccer moms can be identified by a generic sticker on the back of their car, or a "My child is an honor student at <insert school> Middle School" bumper sticker.
They also drive SUVs even though they do not need them, and cause many accidents. They are very active in their children's school activities.
by Luigi30 November 4, 2004
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