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National Snow Day Blow Day

Happy National Snow Day Blow Day!
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by SnowDayBLOWday February 28, 2024
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snow day special

A snow day special is when you bust a nut in your hand and snack someone in the face with it
I was just with a girl last night and I gave her a snow day special
by The true facts February 26, 2017
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Snow day

When a guy cums and its a literal shit ton. Like, seriously.
Yeah, my boyfriend got a snow day last night.
by RandomFuFu May 7, 2018
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Spiritual Snow Day

A day when the soul feels that institutions should be closed. Nature is calling for you to have a day off from work or school, but lacks the proper requisite precipitation to facilitate. May be used in both areas that expect snowfall or not, and is absolutely valid regardless of the season.
Franklin: "My family back home in Jersey just got 8 inches of snow, I'm taking a spiritual snow day."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."

or

Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."
by Spookimaru January 16, 2024
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Snow Day

After a long day, you kick off your shoe and begin to jerk off until you nut into the shoe before it hits the ground. If done correctly your sock should be wet, like stepping into a mound of snow.
Yo bro I had a rough day yesterday, had to pull a snow day to help me through the day. My sock was soaked!
by Helen Keller’s Clit January 19, 2018
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Snow day

when someone puts dandruff in your mouth and jerks you off
Logan gave Damian a snow day last week pretty hot
by jjjj.1998 November 9, 2021
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Snow Day

Any Caucasian lacking in class and/or social status.
That boy is a total snow day. He's all white with no class.
by Tomkat May 17, 2017
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