snot-bag

A snot-bag is a person who is very mean and snotty. All they care about is themselves, and they are always stuck up.

Jeremy can be a real snot-bag sometimes.

by rcmcg September 8, 2016

Snot Knobbing

A deviant sexual act involving the use of sinus mucus. Specifically, an individual will blow snot (mucas) from their nose on to the penis, vagina and/or anus and then masturbate, fellate or penetrate the subject using the nasal mucas as lubrication to bring the subject to climax.

Upon getting approval from his spouse to engage in Snot Knobbing...the sexual partner emptied her nasal passages (mucas) on to his genitals and proceeded to fellate him to ejaculation.

by Jocko Love November 8, 2013

Snot Zombie

A person who, caught unaware and unprepared, has sneezed, coughed, or otherwise covered themselves in mucus, and is walking towards someone or something that can help them.

As they usually have outstretched arms, grasping for a facial tissue, they resemble a Zombie.

"Joe must have a cold. He ran out of the meeting as a snot zombie."

"Amy! Cover your face when you sneeze! You just turned your brother into a snot zombie!"

by SmarmFarmicus August 8, 2012

snot sock

A sweaty vagina that has just been bombed in with semen.

We went on a date, I left her with a snot sock

by rawdogmaster February 14, 2014

Snot Jockey

When one wipes his/her anal crack with another individual's nose, thus riding someone's snot like a horse jockey.
This may either be a form of revenge or punishment, or a means of enhancing masturbation.

After Bob fell asleep, Charlie pulled down his pants and snot jockey'd the hell out of Bob's face.

by Matthew_c_s August 4, 2007

snot rag

handkerchief; tissue; kleenex

Throw that filthy snot rag in the trash, piggo!

by Octopod November 6, 2003

snot rocket

To blow one's nose by blocking one nostril with a finger and blowing snot from the other nostril onto the floor or ground. See Farmer Snort.

Chuck used to bike to work even in the winter and would always get a runny nose, which he would take care of with a couple of quick snot rockets in full view of the rush hour traffic.

by Johann1967 May 15, 2005