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Vag Snatching

The female (lesbian usually) equivalent of cock blocking.
Girl: me and Rene were totally hitting it off last night

Guy: did you get anywhere with her

Girl: Nope, her friend was there

Guy: dude she was totally Vag Snatching you
by Steve Mclaughlin January 3, 2009
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snatchified

A person who is not black starts talkin like a black person after having a conversation with a "Nigger". A person who has been Snatchified is very likely to spell words intentionally wrong and use an excessive amount of vowels in words that do not need so many vowels.
The vowel "i" is very common among people that have been snatchified.
Snatchified people are very likely to use words like "shiii" or "Boiiii" to shorten the words "shit" and "boy" although boiii is often used as "dude"
People who have been Snatchified often talk like this:
shiii boiii dat wazz thaa gucciiiiest thang.

shiii where is my dawgiee maan?
by Niggerbucket March 30, 2011
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snatchkin

alternate term for feminine napkins, i.e., maxipads, or panty liners.
My wife made me buy her a box of snatchkins from the store when she was on her period.
by Neek the Great May 28, 2011
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Snatchin'

When a guy is hitting on a girl and another GIRL comes up and hits on the girl you are trying to get play from.

So instead of saying some girl was cockblocking, you can say she was snatchin' or trying to snatch.

Took me a long time to think of this one, but a few years back I saw this happen often and came up with it.
I think it is a nice play on words.
I almost got play from this chick, but another girl came up and started Snatchin'.

You will never believe what happened to me, this girl was trying to Snatch on me last night!
by Gerald Russell Dec 2006 December 20, 2006
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snatchpatch

1) A landing strip or patch of female pubic hair.

2) A term for a slutty friend
1) Crystal shaved the letter C on her snatchpatch.

2) Hey Snatchpatch! What are you doing tonight?
by LAVixen November 7, 2007
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snatching wigs

To humiliate someone. Likely derives from cat fights, where women would grab at each others hair.
That girl would not take no shit. She was snatching wigs and taking names.
by KeenObserver June 11, 2011
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Snatchies!

A term used to accompany the theft of someone's stuff. Not burglary style, but while they are there and not paying attention. Usually for stealing food.

Also a general term of enjoyment, for getting away with something or getting out of a jam.
Group of friends at lunch:

A: Dude, can I have a french fry?
B: No, fuck off.
5 mins later
A: *Takes fry and eats* "Snatchies!"

or

"Dude, I'm glad that cop was asleep when we blew past him at 90!"
"Yeah especially 'cuz you're not allowed to drive after nine and we're drunk!"
"SNATCHIES!"
by Notorious R.E.D. December 12, 2008
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