shnaffle

A nip of alcohol. Usually taken before the cocktail hour. Often embibed whilst alone.

I'm going to have my usual Friday shnaffle.

by Welshy White April 12, 2007

Staffle

To increase or decrease something in stages or increments over a specific time period.

Instead of asking for the full increase up front, Vincent agreed to staffle it, and gain the full amount over time.

by Euro English TM October 15, 2009

Snuffletrout

Someone's self-esteem.

James: You suck at football!
Harold: Noooo! You're hurtin mah snuffletrout!

by TheSnuffliestSnuff March 29, 2011

snaffleroar

A word to say when you're so frustrated or pissed off that you can't think of any other word to say.

Bob: Hey Jim, I slept with your mom last night!
Jim: What? Are you a teenager or something? Stop saying your mom jokes.
Bob: No, I actually did sleep with your mom. She's pregnant with your baby sister.
Jim: ....SNAFFLEROAR!

by Fehbeh January 24, 2011

Snuffle Bum

Sexual act. Usually between two males, or a male and a very manly female with anal hair. One partner lays down on their stomach exposing their anus, the other starts from the Gooch or Vagina and sniffs all the way to the Bum Crack, possibly getting some shit stuck in his/her nose.

Joanna the man woman was pleased when John gave her a refresshing Snuffle Bum. Although she acted disgusted.

by Matt and Abigail August 3, 2008

Snarfle

The action a Dugong (Sea Cow) makes when eating. Combination between the eating action and the imagined sound

"Snarfle snarfle"

Wow did you see that Dugong snarfle?

by TashaHargan February 5, 2009

shit sniffle

a sniffle used by someone taking a shit in a public restroom to assert dominance and provide the newcomer awareness of his presence. the shit sniffle also entails that he/she was there first, so finish your business in a timely fashion, then get the fuck out so he/she can finish one's shit in peace you dick

I was about to release the flood gates after my chipotle burrito with double meat and extra hot salsa when this little bitch decided to walk in on me in the 4th floor library bathroom, so I laid out a mean shit sniffle to let that pussy know he better get the fuck out in the next 15 seconds or he was probably gonna hear noises and smell things he'd never experienced in his entire lifetime ever again

by realg March 31, 2015