curtle smudge

Tha act of shoving ones balls into a wooden hole then having another male smash a egg over the curtle smudgers penis.

"I love to curtle smudge trees so much!"
ME:"Right onn"

by Tripple acid whooper June 12, 2011

Smudge Party

when two or more girls go into the bathroom to wipe off the smudged eyeliner under their eyes. Usually seen at a party or other setting where girls would feel the need to wear excessive eyeliner..

guy 1: "Hey where'd all the chicks go?"
guy 2: "They're in the bathroom having a smudge party"

by pseudonym664 December 6, 2009

Smudge Cuddling

The act of cuddling&or romanticizing road kill.

Bobby found a dead deer on the side of the highway and invited us to go smudge cuddling. I'm gonna go with him, you should come too.

by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020

Smudged Crossword

A particularly severe case of aesthetically challenged dental features.

This girl who works in the off licence has got the worst teeth you've ever seen - like a smudged crossword.

by theredfella January 25, 2016

Smudge Baby

A "Smudge baby" is born when a man or woman without pants (or with crotchless pants) is sitting on a sofa, and shits on the sofa and it smudges all over it.

Originating from a chinese pop song. Lyrics can be found here:

http://lyrics.robby.haryan.to/song.php?id=5257

Phil looked at Matt and observed drily, "Mark just birthed a smudge baby all over your sofa."

by Carnifex2009 April 3, 2009

Smudge on the Azu

A Smudge on the Azu means that there is an issue with a plan, the smudge being the issue and the Azu being the good idea/plan. It basically means something's a little fucked that was supposed to be great

Yeah, why did Jessica cancel on you for that amazing date you planned? She really put a Smudge on the Azu

by sparkleberries33 May 3, 2021

Dutch Smudge

When someone tries to Dutch Oven someone and they accidentally push cotton and smear the bed with Dutch Smudge Fudge.

Dude 1: Dude, did you dick Deborah?
Dude 2: No dude, in fact I dug myself into some deep doodoo.
Dude 1: What Happened?
Dude 2: Dude, yesterday i totally tried to Dutch Oven Deborah, but I left a Dutch Smudge in her bed.

by duderegan March 24, 2022