shit smudge

A mark of shit left behind in your underwear from either not wiping or not wiping properly with a wet wipe. To call someone a shit smudge is very derogatory.

That guy at the bar all drunk and picking fights with everyone is a real shit smudge.

by jimmybomm November 9, 2020

curtle smudge

Tha act of shoving ones balls into a wooden hole then having another male smash a egg over the curtle smudgers penis.

"I love to curtle smudge trees so much!"
ME:"Right onn"

by Tripple acid whooper June 12, 2011

Smudge Cuddling

The act of cuddling&or romanticizing road kill.

Bobby found a dead deer on the side of the highway and invited us to go smudge cuddling. I'm gonna go with him, you should come too.

by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020

Smudged Crossword

A particularly severe case of aesthetically challenged dental features.

This girl who works in the off licence has got the worst teeth you've ever seen - like a smudged crossword.

by theredfella January 25, 2016

Smudge Baby

A "Smudge baby" is born when a man or woman without pants (or with crotchless pants) is sitting on a sofa, and shits on the sofa and it smudges all over it.

Originating from a chinese pop song. Lyrics can be found here:

http://lyrics.robby.haryan.to/song.php?id=5257

Phil looked at Matt and observed drily, "Mark just birthed a smudge baby all over your sofa."

by Carnifex2009 April 3, 2009

Smudge muffin

An obese woman that wears too much makeup.

Every office needs a good smudge muffin for solid comic relief.

by Unkleslam May 8, 2015

ass smudge

When an offensively fat individual sits down on the toilet, misses the centre and leaves a gross shit stain on the back edge of the toilet seat.

Timmy: I swear if Simon leaves one more ass smudge on the toilet seat I'm going to flip.
Craig: Man he can't help it, he huge.

by mattpacer May 15, 2016