log smog

A cloud of gasses that escape the anus by passing by a fat turd on the way out and retaining the essence of defecation. Also referred to as PPFs

The steamy cloud of rancid ass-gasses left in a bathroom after dropping a hearty dougan. See also log fog.

Don't breathe through your mouth, bro. You'll get a mad taste of that log smog.

by Zero2None September 20, 2016

smog check

Snorting cocaine out of a woman's asshole.

Hey Ox why is your face covered with coke?
I just gave Angela a smog check!

by Bjebbe February 18, 2009

Smog check

When you're tossing someone's salad and they toot in your mouth

I was eating Karen's butthole and

she gave a smog check.

by Jackee1134 June 17, 2018

smog whisperer

someone who drives a gas guzzling car and is so super obsessed with it, that you can tell just by how they talk.

girl #1: yeah my boyfriend owns a hummer, did u know that? awww soooooo dreamy!
girl #2: everyone knows that, he's such a smog whisperer! how could you like a guy like that?

by superatlasman September 28, 2009

pass the smog

to fart.

damn Doug, what the hell did you eat?" "Yeah, I pass the smog"

by gabemyster July 30, 2011

LA Smog

A hookah move for people who can not blow smoke rings, french inhale, or ghost the hookah smoke.

Dan: "Dude watch this, totally can blow smoke rings"
Pete: "Haha, thats nothing I can totally LA Smog that hookah"
Dan: "What the heck is that?"
Pete: (picks up hose and smokes hookah)
Pete: (exhales the smoke)
Pete: "Its where a person doesn't know how to do anything but exhales the smoke"
Dan: "You would"

by B.reed October 18, 2009

Golden Smog

The insult-name used for a bass player of a now-defunct Worcester band, Rock Ave.

And YOU!! You'd be NOTHING without me...you friggin' Golden Smog!

by Baround March 7, 2005