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Spogging 

The act of stealing other peoples poop before they flush to use as building blocks for a snowman or rather, a poop man like your dad.
person #1: Bro my poop keep disappearin'
pserson #2: *With brown mouth* woww sounds like someone is spogging you
Spogging by Zeroisbeyond January 13, 2022
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spogging 

Being very epic, and overall just doing something unexpected but very cool. When a person is spogging they are doing something they typically wouldn't do, to the extreme.
Akini was spogging when he got a 94 on the chem midterm.
spogging by Carcraftz September 25, 2020

Spogging 

The act of driving with friends to a dogging spot, to watch said doggers go about their business.
‘Hey, John. Fancy a spot of spogging tonight?’
‘Hell yeah I do!’
Spogging by Foxxymama January 6, 2022

the slogging

When the suction cup part of a plunger is used on someone’s ass hole until they bleed or shit themselves, this is usually done In prison
*marcus drops the soap*
requis slowly approaching “Are you ready for the slogging?”
the slogging by congobongo123 September 11, 2018

joner stogging 

Jogging when you're stoned. When you're stoned and you run you don't get out of breath so you can go for ages.
Person 1: "my cars not fixed yet and we need to be at matts in 15 minutes and he live at the other side of the town."
Person 2: "hey, lets have some weed and go joner stogging there! we could go for miles and not get tired."
joner stogging by yaydude April 25, 2009

Snogging Scale

The scale used in the Louise Rennison series staring Georgia Nicolson. Its used so that parents cannot understand what their child (usually a teenage girl) is telling their freinds about their resent date with that hottie.

The Snogging Scale:

1/2. Sticky Eyes
1. Holding Hands
2. Arm Round
3. Goodnight Kiss
4. Kiss Lasing Over 3 Minutes, Without a Break
4 & 1/2. Hand Snogging
5. Open Mouth Kissing
6. Tongues
6 & 1/2. Ear Snogging
6 & 3/4. Neck Nuzzling
7. Upper Body Fondling - Outdoors
8. Upper Body Fondling - Indoors (In Bed)
9. BWA - Below Waist Activity
10. The Full Monty
1. " So how did your date go last night?"

(Sat In Living Room With Parents Evedropping So She Uses The Snogging Scale)" It was double cool with knobs. He was sooo cool we did number 5 with a touch of 6!"

"Oo-er"

2. (Extract from the book)

"Me and Jas were sat painting our nails on the couch when the newsreader said "And tonight the priminister has reached number 10." And we had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazes."
Snogging Scale by xXx Slut xXx October 18, 2008