Sir Smithington

Right before coming in a girl's mouth during oral sex, the man would take it out, "knight her" (touch one shoulder, than the other, with his penis, like a knight in the middle ages), come in her face and smack her across the face with his penis.

Last night, Jenny was being a bitch, so I gave her a Sir Smithington.

by golgathontheflatulent January 24, 2011

Smithing off

The act of masturbating in public places. For example a school or a work place.

John: Hey did you see that kid smithing off in class.

Marshall: yeah dude that is so disgusting.

by M.J. Moobs September 1, 2009

Switing

When you type 1 thing and your phone comes up with something else, or so you tell the person you are messaging!
Usually someone who can't spell or is dyslexic or just plain stupid.

Plastic : He tried switing me?
Loopy : He did what?
Plastic : He tried to freeze me?
Loopy : What? Are you pissed or just fucking stupid?
Loopy : Has Wonk got your phone? LMFAO, LOL, PSML.

by Jayce P March 25, 2013

smiling with your eyes

when you are smiling with your eyes you are really mothafuckin high, you can't open them all the way. This resembles what one miz Tyra Banks would refer to as, "smiling with your eyes" in pictures if you're a model, like she is...

girl : omg, you look so high, your eyes are squinty!
boy : no, I'm just "smiling with my eyes."
girl : oh duh, I love you when you're smiling with your eyes!

by BooYaJared November 3, 2008

smirting

A term for those engaging in smoking and flirting at the same time. Particularly used in countries where a smoking ban in public places has been enforced.

Two people in a bar,
Person 1: I'm just going outside.
Person 2: OK, no problem.
Person 1: I might be a while, I'm going for some smirting, there are some fitties here tonight. Get the drinks in!
Person 2: Cheeky bugger!

by Peggyinnit February 6, 2010

You gotta be shiting me

When you gotta be kidding me isn't enough.

A: Shit that psycho is still following us!

B: You gotta be shiting me.

by Mr Confident July 1, 2016

Smiling Jackson

The way your dick looks like it's smiling after a great blow job.

Dude! After last night I'll surprised if my Smiling Jackson doesn't last all day!

by Mr. Moogles July 23, 2009