Smitch

A person that has the balls to eat a marshmallow that is on fire.

Dan is a smitch, he just ate a flaming mallow.

by KansasBoy September 19, 2020

Smitchy Bobson

A guy who is really into hentai and anime but has signed a deal with the devil to only watch 30's horror movies.

-Thank god, I'm not into anime. I almost became a Smitchy Bobson

by tonybigfattiger November 20, 2021

smitchy

A dog under 1 year old that is clumsy,fluffy,lovable and drinks beer.

That smitchy has liver failure at the age of 2 months.

by Hairy locust November 7, 2022

Smatch

Weird, Unfunny, Odd, Gay

Yall some smatch ah niggas on my soul.
That nigga smatch asf.

by iloveMarGE3Z January 25, 2024

Smitchell

To accidentally make a mixed drink incorrectly. Namely, mistaking flour for powdered sugar.

“This drink tastes a little gritty…”
“Sorry, I think I put flour in instead of powdered sugar!”
“You Smitchelled my drink!?!”

by DirtyDancer102 March 20, 2024

smatch

1. to get someone wet by rapidly releasing a large amount of water on them
2. to hit someone with a wet cloth
3. to get hit by a body of water, usually a wave

“oh man, he smatched me and now my hair’s wet”
*holding a wet cloth* “I’m gonna smatch you if you don’t shut up”
“you should wear this unless you wanna get smatched”

by babysharkuwu091 May 7, 2025

mumpty smitch

a stupid bitch with mumps

what a mumpty smitch

by mumpty smitch January 10, 2025