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When someone in a position of authority, particularly at the same place of business, publicly humiliates another of lower status. Makes reference to the direct relationship between one's position on the organization chart and relative size of his (or her) business "cock" of authority.
Joe tried to give the new hot temp a tour around the office, but his supervisor COCK SMACKED him by sending him back to his cubicle, and took over the tour.
by Werewolf Mike May 27, 2008
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smacked

Really ugly looking person. Someone who's normal face looks like its been smacked, making them highly unattractive.
James looked over to Betty's ogre resemblance face and thought to himself.. "Man she is smacked"
*walks away*
by ilikemandy July 3, 2014
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PAM Smacked

This occurs when a student makes a comment in class in attempt to make him/herself seem smarter than everyone in the class as well as the professor. However, the comment is then shot down as utterly false by the professor thereby humiliating the student as he/she then tries to recover by using advanced vocabulary and a pompous tone even though he/she is inevitably digging his grave of shame deeper and deeper all to the class's enjoyment.
The kid thought he was being smart and showing off his advanced knowledge of chemistry when he referenced the noble gases as completely inert and unable to bond with any other elements to the entire class. The professor then PAM Smacked him, and said that Xenon, a noble gas, can and does bond with either 2, 4, or 6 Fluorine atoms.
by The PAM Smack May 3, 2010
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dick smacked

When a dude pulls his dick out of his partners mouth and smacks it across their face.
"After my girlfriend was done giving me a blowjob, I pulled my dick out, smacked here across the face with it, and she was dick smacked".
by Double G Dog November 23, 2013
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smacked

this budd is dank yo, i am SMACKED
by BuddReApa420 March 27, 2003
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Smacked Ass

The look of an embarrassed, humiliated person or angry person, indicated by a flushed face read skin.
Damn dude, you came out of that meeting looking like a smacked ass!
by Skeebo127 April 7, 2009
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Smackeda smackeda

(SMA-kid-uh) v. n.

Can be used as a verb or noun describing the act of sex esp doggystyle. Also Smackeda. The sound you hear when you're tappin that ass.
1. are you ready for the smackeda smackeda
2. last night we were smackeda smackeda till the sun came up.
3. she's not ready for the smackeda
by Trinide November 14, 2007
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