Sometimes puppies are brown

From comedian Louis C.K. Initially referred to inane, inconsequential comments made by children which have no impact on the world or life. Can be applied to any pointless comment made by someone of any age.

"Daddy, I have to tell you something, you have to stop what you are doing and listen!" Kneeling down, "Yes honey?" "Daddy, sometimes puppies are brown."

by slushiesybil74 November 12, 2009

Sometimes

1. Never
2. At no time in the past or future; on no occasion; not ever

Razi sometimes has good ideas.

by eenbean41 August 2, 2012

Sometimers

Forgetting things SOMEtimes rather than all of the time, referring to the disease Alzheimers (ALLzheimers).

Gunther: Remember that time we ate lasagna?
John: No...I can't recall, but I DO remember the time we ate waffles!
Gunther: Yikes, you've got a bad case of sometimers.

by A-VID November 15, 2007

sometimes edger

N.

A person who doesn't fully understand what Straight Edge is and says that they are Edge "sometimes", just because they think it will make them cool.

Person 1: "I'm straightedge but I sometimes do drugs."

Person 2: "You're such a sometimes edger."

by The Muffin Man 69 April 21, 2009

yaat yeet yiit yoot yuut and sometimes yyyt

The mega and most precious from of yeet ever possible in the entire universe.

yaat yeet yiit yoot yuut and sometimES YYYT IS THE MOST PRECIOUS THING EVER

by Booby Joe Bob Man April 18, 2018

we should do something sometime

A statement that implies certain level of interest in subject noun. Indirect question of asking someone to do something with you.
Can often duplicitous or ambiguous, playing role as a "single" from opposite sex.

Alison: What's up Jimmy?
Jimmy: Not much, how are you?
Alison: I'm good, just a lil tired from school.
Jimmy: You know, we should do something sometime afterschool
Alison: Yeah, that be cool.

by Jimmy April 22, 2004

sometimesy

when someone switches up their attitude or actions, sometimes being one way and sometimes being another.

he said he loved me and then didnt call me for two weeks! hes so sometimesy!

by katelina October 17, 2008