slept like a bag of spanners

Slang for having a crap nights sleep

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

by inniiit March 13, 2014

fake-slept on

When the person you're communicating with pretends they are going to sleep to get off the phone with you so they can hangout with someone they like more.

I got fake-slept on by Nicole last night. She said she could barely keep her eyes and then ans hour later Jeff saw her at the bar with Ricky.

by donglethegreat June 24, 2023

Slept Old

When one is in a minor amount of physical discomfort, after waking from a period of sleep, due to the position/location of a body part/limb during the aforementioned period of sleep.

I knew before my feet hit the ground that I slept old last night and I'm going to need an ibuprofen.

by Suzette Rosdower September 11, 2020

Slept real good

How you well you sleep and feel after you take part in the action of sleeping with Mike

Gurl I was with went to bed with Mike and I slept real good last night

by Mikeyjr February 15, 2024

Binky Slept

Binky slept is a term used when an opponent in a streetfight has been knocked out, and a Binky/Soother has been placed in their mouth, this is used to severly embarrass your opponent.

"He was knocked out, and binky slept to put salt on the wound"

Kid 1 "Oh my gosh, He was binky slept!"
Kid 2 "Thats a mega Oof"

by Handle0703 August 3, 2019

Slept

I slept with ur mom last night :D

It was fun ;)

Call me mommy because I slept with ur mom bro

by CallMeMommyAh~ January 26, 2022

slept with

To have sex with. Anal and oral.

bro you slept with a hot chick from the prom? bro teach me how to get em

by Shæt April 2, 2024