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Sleeper dick

A penis that appears small but grows large when erect. The term sleeper is in reference to a car that appears to be stock and slow looking, but has a powerful engine under the hood
You should totally hook up with him, I heard hes packing.

My friend is in water polo with him and he sees him in the locker room all the time, he said its tiny.

Hes never seen him hard, hes got a sleeper dick.
by PopeyeTheSailorPop21 November 5, 2018
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INFECTED SLEEPER CREEPER

When your spouse or significant other is in bed with the flu, you sneak into bed and start pounding her from behind. Then offer her a tablespoon of semen instead of nyquil.
My wife stayed home sick today, I think at lunch Ill go home and give her the infected sleeper creeper.
by packattack September 29, 2009
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Sleeper Creeper

The act of having sexual intercourse with someone while they are sleeping or passed out. Despite hearing many reports of successful fornication the prey will usually wake up and have the predator thrown in jail.
Flip- "Dude! Alexa's passed out in my room right now, Im about to pull the Sleeper Creeper on her. You wanna come over and take turns?"

Skip- "Naw, Ill pass this time. Besides I smashed that months ago."
by YumYum69 March 1, 2009
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sleeperbate

When you go to sleep, wake up in the middle of the night, masturbate, and go back to sleep.
"Man, I couldn't sleep last night, I had to sleeperbate."
by The average human March 2, 2016
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sleeper's toe

When you and your lover get too frisky in bed and you shove your toe up their ass and wake up with a toe infection because of the feces in the ass.
Joel : The hoe gave me a sleeper's toe last night !!!

Mike : Oh shit that really suck's !
by meme.sters November 25, 2016
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Sleeper OP

In multiplayer games, a character who is indeed OP but it is not yet recognized by the playerbase as such. Usually one or two buffs away from being broken.
Player 1: I rarely ever see Swain in games but when he's there he always stomps
Player 2: He's definitely sleeper OP
by Quacking August 22, 2017
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Comfy-Sleeper Syndrome

A very fortune syndrome in which a person could easily fall asleep (even in the most cramped places)
Bill: Is Lindsay really sleeping on top of a toilet?
Yooey: Yup, she suffers from the comfy-sleeper syndrome!
by Yooey-Man April 8, 2015
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