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sweater kittens

Absolutely adorable breasts molded into perfect round balls when a girl puts on a really soft and fuzzy and touchable sweater.
Sweater kittens, sweater kittens, I love sweater kittens. OOOOOOOOhhhhh.
by ian January 21, 2004
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Slater Style

The act of having a bowel movement while faceing the opposite direction on the toilet than is traditionally practiced. Deriven from the character A.C. Slater (Mario Lopez) off of the teen sit-com, Saved by the Bell, whom popularized the action of sitting on a chair backwards.
Oh man, last night I was so drunk that I took a dump Slater Style.
by UP 1 March 29, 2008
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sweater girl

A heterosexual woman that accompanies a gay male friend to social gatherings, in order to convince others (family members, business associates) that the gay man is straight.
Lance realized early in his Wall Street career that gay men have a glass ceiling above them. When he met his sweater girl Stephanie, he knew immediately that he was going to make partner.
by Phil Ascio July 16, 2008
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sweater

A garment worn by children when their mother is cold.
"Timmy, there is a chill out, put on a sweater."

"But I'm not cold..."
by KPalicz January 4, 2007
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sweater

A term for foreskin.
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx January 19, 2021
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Sweater Vest Friday

A requirement of all Cross Country teams, Sweater Vest Friday is when all the male members of a Cross Country (abbreviated XC) team must dress in their most hideous sweater vests (normally with argile and/or plaid patterns, with un-matching shorts) and subsequently take a group photo after school before practice which will then be placed
on Facebook with the entire team tagged with their vests on. The female members of the team ARE permitted to be in the photo, but are denied the right to wear a sweater vest, and must instead wear their nicest dress/skirt.

Sweater Vest Friday normally occurs on the Friday before the first invitational (XC Meet) of the season. If someone forgets their sweater vest or chooses not to wear it, they will be considered outcasts and will be made fun of, or called the name Noodle/Fisty or N*****.
Daniel: "I can't wait to dress up in my sweater vest and take a picture with all the hot XC girls/guys so people can know how cool our team is!!!"

Chris: "Fuck yea, I love sweater vest friday. Let's all twenty of us guys get in my car and rock out to some music even though there are only five seats!"

Dylan: "Noodle, N*****, Where the fuck are your sweater vests!?!"

Noodle: "I forgot"

N*****:"Sweater vests are for queers!"

Jason: "Go get the water you freshman!!!"

Noodle/N*****:"FML!!!"
by AnnoyedXbox360Guy September 6, 2011
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Tripple Decker A.C. Slater Crumpkin

One of the most pleasureable, distgusting, and dangerous forms of vandalism. Smoking crack while simultaneously recieving head, and taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. The female performing the oral sex is sitting on the bottom part of the toilete backwards, like A.C. Slater, taking a shit.
hey jeff how was that party? it was cool, but someone did a tripple decker a.c. slater crumpkin in my toilet and it smells like hagrid's butt in my house!
by huckabee January 11, 2008
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