ybc.yagami.slander

THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! I LOVE HIM AND HE IS SO COOL! WE ARE MUTUALS AND THAT IS MY BIGGEST FLEXXXXX

"have you ever heard of ybc.yagami.slander on tiktok? i heard they are the most amazing person in the ENTIREEEE world"

by 😫😫 March 16, 2021

Ball-Seance

When you get kicked in the balls so hard that the ghosts of your ancestors show up invisibly, clutching their nuts and wailing, bemoaning that they lived and died in vain, since their lineage ends here.

The legendary nutslam Stacy gave him was so powerful it reverberated through the ages, up through his male lineage. The ghosts of his ancestors were writhing around on the floor, invisibly cradling their ghost-balls. His dead great-grandmother was clutching her bosom, silently wailing, how could someone do this to her little bambino?!
The dreaded ball-seance of the ball-damned.

by BallbustingStacy May 30, 2020

i have a wide stance

Bullet-proof excuse for soliciting sex from the man in the next cubicle in the men's room. Commonly used in concert with the even more convincing "I'm not gay."

Man 1: "Why did you attempt to grab my penis?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."

Man 1: "Why are you wearing pantyhoses and high heels?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."

Man 1: "Why are you such an asshole?"
Kim Jung Il: "I have a wide stance."

by Madmoses September 14, 2007

slanket

A blanket with sleeves that is used to keep arms warm while reading, going on the computer, etc.

I was watching TV with my slanket on and I was uber warm.

by latenighttelevision December 10, 2008

B-Boy Stance

The revived way to post up. Not made up by Cassidy just brought back by him. Orignated from Curtis Blow the Original B-Boy.

How to do it: When you postin up on a wall or off, cross your arms and keep a laid back look on ya face.

I'm just chillen in da club in my B-Boy Stance (Stance)
My hoody on, wit my gun in my pants
I'M FRESH TO DEATH
I'M FRESH TO DEATH
I'M FRESH TO DEATH
I'M FRESH TO DEATH

by Neezy July 1, 2005

Slange

The consumption of alcohol in a social surrounding, especially to excess.

Derived from the Scots toast 'slange var', traditionally said at dinner with the right foot on the table.

Aye mate, we were in a total slange cave before we came to the club, so slighty the worse for wear.

Few more tins of Tenny's down ye and ye'll be pure slanged.

Tuesday nights are an opportunity for epic slange if you aren't facing a breathaliser the morning after.

by Wellparker October 21, 2008

stance

(verb) - to adjust a car's camber, ride height, and spacing, so that the sidewall of the tire sits as flush as possible with the fender/quarter panel. A common trend and style impersonated on drift and show cars alike, originating from the older Japanese domestic market.

This new car I got it higher than a 4x4! It needs to be stanced.

by xTheJakeRx December 27, 2009