Skazzskied

Extremley Drunk/Hammered...all sorts of fuckered up

Dude, Mallory, I am sooo skazzskied right now.

by Brookskiedddd` June 6, 2009

scuzzcunt

1. A type of vagina in which it appears to be molding, a hairy disgusting twat that looks like it hasn't been bathed in a long time. 2. An ugly woman who bitches at everything and has no concept of what a bitch she is. Can be shortened to "scunt"

That was the hairiest scuzzcunt I ever saw in my life!

by Buckwheat Negroton December 10, 2010

Scuzz Joint

A {spliff} which is rolled from scraping out everything you can from a grinder, often done when {skint} or out of weed.

I'm skint mate, had to roll a Scuzz Joint.

by Welbelovin April 9, 2019

Skazzled

adjective used to describe Skazzy3 being shocked about something

Skazzy saw Barry's legs on twitter, and he was pretty skazzled!

by SuperM789 February 15, 2020

p'skeezle skazzel

A phrase invented by accident one day because my friends called me predictable, so I just uttered the first nonsense that came to mind. It is both a greeting, an expression of excitement and a phrase to shout in celebration.

(knock on door)

My friend "come in"
(door opens)
Me: p'skeezle skazzel
My friend: what?
Me: who's predictable now bitch?

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 5, 2018

scuzzlebutt

Scuzzlebutt is a creature that lives up on this very mountain, and kills anybody who dares climb to the top.

It loves the taste of blood, and likes to add pieces to its deformed body.

On his left arm, instead of a hand, he has.... A piece of celery.

He walks with a limp. Because one of his legs is missing. And where his leg should be, there's nothing but........Patrick Duffy.

So he lives alone on this mountain, and weaves baskets, and other assorted crafts. They say that on quiet nights you can hear him weaving his baskets. Tahink, tahink , tahink

1) Maybe it's Scuzzlebutt coming to weave us into wicker baskets.

2) I am Scuzzlebutt, Lord of the Mountains. Behold my Patrick Duffy leg.

3) Dude, it's Scuzzlebutt! Cartman wasn't lying.

by JPEXS September 22, 2008

Scuzzbag

An offensive term for a person that is stuck-up, very mean, Stupid and only caring for themselves. A sleazey, unethical person

Mr. Bullybush wont give that hott chick any money for her bus ride. What a freaking Scuzzbag.

by Paul DeA September 6, 2008