Simpin’

The guy who always make sure his girlfriends needs come before his own. He says he does it because he likes to make her happy, but everybody knows he’s just simpin...

“Has anyone heard from Caleb today?”
“Nah man he’s simpin’...”

by laZboi182 May 22, 2020

simpiest

when someone reaches peak-simp, they become the simpiest within a group of individuals

Kay: hey did you hear about KC?
Sam: Yeah, I heard she's the simpiest in the whole school.

by thoughtty August 4, 2020

Gorilla Simpin

1| An aggresive and/or violent way that a simp acts to attract a girl

Boy: *Hits girl* *calls her a b#tch*
*1 hour later*
Girl: Some dude tried Gorilla Simpin to win me over, I didn't work out though

by GrandSider August 7, 2020

The SimpleFlips Effect

When you give up all hope on doing something absolutely ridiculous and convoluted, you successfully do that insanely idiotic thing you were doing.

SimpleFlips: I'm never doing this trick. I'm a failure, a fraud, and a villain. There is no hope for me ever doing this in a MILLION years.
*Does it immediately afterwards*
Chat: The SimpleFlips Effect strikes again!

by RealBupBoy August 19, 2020

Ryan Simpkins

Ryan Simpkins (born March 25, 1998) is an American actor, known for their performances in films such as Pride and Glory, A Single Man, Revolutionary Road, and Fear Street Part Two: 1978. Their younger brother is actor Ty Simpkins. Ryan is non-binary and uses they/them pronouns.

Source: Wikipedia

I love Ryan Simpkins. They're great actor.

by The Walking Psychopath January 2, 2022

Simping

'Simping' is the art of trying to act like a girl's boyfriend when you don't really even know her, when she already has a boyfriend, or when she has explicitly stated she is not interested in you romantically. The 'Simp' convinces himself that he is more important than he actually is AND that he is sexually desirable to his person of obsession. It's nothing but a delusion, but you bet your ass he will do anything and everything for his person of obsession, especially if she has a boyfriend. If she's got a boyfriend, the 'Simp' goes into full competition mode and sets himself out to prove he 'does things her shitty boyfriend would never do'. For his efforts, the 'Simp' receives almost nothing in return from the person he has targeted, and rightfully so. 'Simps' spend their money, time, and life giving everything to someone who gives them nothing in return except maybe a little attention every now and then just to keep them on the hook. Also, this is really important, some women are aware of the simp(s) in her life & some aren't. It all depends on the situation, so don't automatically assume every single female has a horde of 'Simps' that she's using to pay her rent and car insurance every month. However, If she is aware of her simp(s) AND has not cut them out completely, then you bet your ass she is entertaining them ever so slightly to be able to get what she wants out of them. More power to her though, you go girl, that's a fucking sweet deal.

Jason is simping hardcore, bro. He's giving Gabby rides to and from work every day, and he spent $250 on her birthday present. She even told him that her boyfriend forgot to get her a present, and that's the last thing he needed to know because now he's convinced himself he actually has a chance!

by KeyLimeElf July 30, 2020

simple minds

Scottish Stadium Rockers,Lead Singer Jim Kerr. Great Band Sadly much ignored now outside their native Scotland.In the 80's there were only Simple Minds and U2 to get excited about.They have now been eclipsed by their Irish Cousins(Undeservedly).Still around! and actually making better music now than they have in years .Check out their latest album 'Black and White' it kicks arse and is better than any album from U2 since the Joshua tree

Simple Minds Sing ''Don't You Forget About Me''

by Aye Yer Maw April 28, 2006