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shweebler

AKA flacid penis. Known as the shleeb when refering to ones own.
"Oh dude, I was so fucked up last night that I rubbed my shweebler raw trying to get hard enough to fuck that Columbian chick from accounting".
by Kevin M. Breunig August 21, 2007
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Shweet

Sweet but with an extra 'h' to make it cooler.
by w00tw00t April 5, 2003
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shmeebo

A calm, relaxed, and wealthy figure, usually a man. The shmeebo represents the extreme higher class in the world. The term "shmeebo" comes from a latin root word of shmee and bo. In lating, "shmee" means an ignorant way of shaming someone, and "bo" means rich.

The most famous shmeebo is referred to as Shmeebo, being of high class and very prosper. Shmeebo and his gang of butlers, that he commands, combine their talents and give shmeebo the best advice to make sure he gets diamond every season at Rainbow Six Siege. Usually when a shmeebo doesn't get his 5k daily allowance, he's outraged and bullies his classmates and commands his butlers to hurt them in such ways as: pinching, elbow nabbing, flexing hard on em' with that diamond rank, and in the most prominent of blows, a shmeebo calls people nibs.

It has been rumored that shmeebo is secretly the son of Batman, and spends his time in the batcave. He drives the shmeebo-mobile to class everyday, but unfortunately had to drive the shmeebo-copter a few times. A shmeebo is definitely not a virgin, as women flock to his doorstep daily in hope to finna smash. He commonly calls people peasants when gaming and if loses, is sure to blame his teammates, "butlers".

Shmeeba is the female version of shmeebo, but is only used in the rarest and most desperate of occasions. It is highly considered to never use this if you wish to live.
Tom: "Hey shmeebo, you wanna play some Rainbow?"
Shmeebo: "Sorry, I don't associate with low golds."

Sarah: "Oh hey deebo, or should I say, shmeebo ;)"
Shmeebo: "Sorry, I don't associate with poor women."
Shmeeba: "Hey..."
Shmeebo: "Come on in baby."
by definitely not shmeebos butler January 18, 2019
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Shween

A pleasantly plump floggin' log extending from a shexshy man'sh pubish.
See also tasty
Man: "My shween is sho shwollen and shuge!"
Girly Girl: "Ya?"
Man: "Jaaah"
by PoonPieHouligan August 27, 2003
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Shweebies

Man, I worked out hard today I'm all sweaty, and I totally have shweebies.
by Princess5178 March 13, 2014
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Shweeds

A combination of marijuana and shisha tobacco, smoked out of a hookah/shisha.
Yo, let's go spark a coal on that shweeds dank!
by McBrizzle April 7, 2008
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