Shwag

Shwag is a person or thing that is trashy or dumb kinda like the word stupid or retarded

Iggy Azalea is shwag or Iggy Azalea is shawagy

by Sadlyhop November 14, 2015

Shwag

noun - a player hater; a sell-out or an a**hole.

"Yo, why is that shwag hatin on me?"

"The band Creed is a bunch of shwags."

by R.M.K. May 03, 2009

Shwag

Mid pack, fake drugs
When the acquaintance you smoke with every other tuesday has nothing but bullshit left you let they them know they have Shwag in a bag. you still puff it of Course because your a filthy broke drug addict.

Tyler- yo, you got anything to smoke
Derrick- yeah i've been saving this for a rainy day
Tyler- "sniff' "sniff" aw thats Shwag

Derrick- smoke it or don't nigga, you broke anyways

Tyler- Fuck you.

by XZTR July 20, 2024

Shwag toad

1.The lowest quality of psychoactive toad
2. An insult towards anyone/anything

1. Dude1: "Dude lick this toad!"
Dude2: "Ok! (lick) OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It did nothing.
Dude1: "it's because it's a shwag toad"
Dude2: "Dude you need to get new dealers"

2. Dude1: "Hey did you finish our project"
Dude2: "No I lost it, hey can I borrow your xbox controller?"
Dude1: " What how can you lose our final!"
Dude2: "So can I borrow your controller?"
Dude1: "Shut up you shwag toad!"

by Jesus bagglewhopper May 22, 2010

shwag flu

Better known as aspergillus symptoms are brought on by smoking moldy or mildewy marijuana. Symptoms include nausea, headache and sore throat similar to a common cold but with no temperature or medicinal effects.

I don't want to smoke any of that s*** it'll give you the shwag flu.

by DamnsonIthoughtyouknew April 14, 2018