shooty bum pain

Shooty bum pain is when you have a really itchy bum hole to the point it hurts.

Oh man! I've got such bad shooty bum pain but there's people everywhere!

by flappyharris December 5, 2015

shootyourself

what people like dan should do

wow, dan you should shootyourself

by moooo June 2, 2003

Shooft

To aim your fart at another person.

Billy shoofted at his friend Tim.

by Standard 0P July 9, 2016

shooft

To aim your fart at another individual.

Billy shoofted at his friend Tim.

by Standard 0P July 9, 2016

shootyandtheblowmiss

A nickname given to a power couple who engage in sinful and mostly illegal activities including but not exclusive to shooting meth and heroin, sucking and fucking all night, rapping, reading, writing and riding.

Those two rocked that shit tonight they are much more shootyandtheblowmisstheblowfish than I thought.

by shootyandtheblowmiss June 2, 2016

Shofty

Shofty, a word normally used to describe a person who is acting immature, but are actually somewhat mature.

but in reality, they are immature, the people around them think they're mature, and other people think they're immature.

failing collage student 1: Mr.Youknowwhat is so shofty
failing collage student 2: Mr.Youknowwhat is a bit shofty, hes been making me fail my tests recently....
*Mr.Youknowwhat barges through the door*
Mr.Youknowwhat: the f*ck say my name?

by lover of anime and Scurge May 13, 2019

shooty boi

Space show fire rocks

“Oh shit look at them shooty boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis”

by HOOOOOÖOOOOOO July 30, 2019