Noah schnapps wife

You just married Noah schnapp. You know where he lives now, his collage, what he does. And his phone number!!

Me: Im Noah schnapps wife. I will kidnap him and make him love me. Xx

by OG AKAKSJSLDKJELSJSO October 6, 2022

Keep the caps on the Schnapps

"Fancy-pants" way of saying "keep da plug in da jug".

If da King had followed his own "Keep the caps on the Schnapps" advice during his temperance-revival meetings instead of periodically "puttin' in his time with a private jug, on the sly", he might not have been pursued by all of da angry townspeople whom he'd duped and swindled.

by QuacksO March 27, 2026