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shitting seven colours

Term used to describe someone who is excessively scared or frightened.
Usually used metaphorically.

Also used in Holland, but translated into Dutch.
"He was shitting seven colours."
(He was very frightened.)
by Kelly December 22, 2004
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shitting laser beams

When a person eats too much mexican food and upon the time of defecation the subject's feces which is expelled is so extreme and concentrated that the heat is not unlike a "laser-beam".
"Dude let's not eat at Taco Bell, last time I had some I was shitting laser beams,"
by Mr. Kettleman February 13, 2010
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pants-shitting wasted

1. Intoxicated by alcohol to the point of losing control of the anal sphincter, thereby releasing foul putrescence with such velocity as to ensconce not only one's gitch, but also spill out and permeate the pants.
"A few of us are getting pants-shitting wasted tonight. You should join us in the festivities."

"You wore new pants? Too bad. Guess no one told you we were all getting pants-shitting wasted tonight."
by DJ Fresh D March 18, 2010
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violent shitting

1. The type of bowel movement characterized by extreme noise, wetness, and unbelievable amounts of excrement in a ferocious, high-velocity manner.

2. All of the aforementioned symptoms present, the type of bowel movement that causes one to grunt or yell out in a violent manner, misleading bystanders outside the door or passer-by's to believe you are being murdered or murdering someone in the bathroom with said movement.
Violent shitting makes me so embarrassed when I walk out of the bathroom.
by Warmach21 January 8, 2016
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lane shitting

Slang for when a motorcyclist lane splits but does so, metaphorically shitting on everyone around by leaving them in the dust.
Looking for a thrill, he barreled through dense traffic, lane shitting all the way to his destination.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 25, 2020
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Quiet Shitting

Variation of “quiet quitting” only the subject spends time in the bathroom instead of fulfilling work obligations.
Have you seen Alex?
Yeah he’s in the bathroom on YouTube quiet shitting.
by RedBathTub June 30, 2023
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Shitting Through the Eye of a Needle at 40 Paces

If I continue to eat these cheese covered pepperoni sticks, I will be shitting through the eye of a needle at 40 paces by this time tomorrow.
by 4sail July 7, 2006
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