Shitjack

This happens when you are taking a dump and you grab that turd half way out and work it back in and out while you give the front side a tug too.

While in the bathroom I gave myself a shitjack & it felt good

by Project FICON September 29, 2022

shitnaked

When you're in the shower, but you're also gonna take a shit.

Person 1: Hey could you provide me a towel here, leave it by the knob. I'm shitnaked.
Person 2: Did it.
Person 1: Thanks, homie!

by PiranhaFeet May 16, 2023

shitknacks

Knickknacks or other small non functional items of incredibly poor quality

My kid came back from a party with a bag of shitknacks

by DrCheekyMonkey July 3, 2023

shitback

A word used to describe a person who falls into a pile of shit on their back. Permanently calling them this word after this event takes place.

What's up shitback, have you washed your clothes?

by Chimpcoughy February 1, 2024

Shitback

Where you shit with so much blunt force it shoots up out of your arse crack onto your back.

Guy:Why’d they close the bathrooms?
Other guy:I heard someone shitback in there.
Guy:totally makes sense.

by RoseLight42 November 27, 2023

Shitjackin’

When a man disregards his other friends timeframes and decides to spent an extended period of time jerking off on the toilet while he’s taking a shit

Cole said he would be right back, but he’s been gone for so long, we can only assume he’s shitjackin’

by Spentznav April 27, 2024

shithackery

The dark art of getting broken code or a terrible design to “work” through sheer force of desperation, duct tape, and questionable morals.
Usually involves global variables, setTimeout “fixes,” or ten layers of !important.
Common side effects include technical debt, shame, and a future you silently curse.

This isn’t refactored yet, but I made it work with some shithackery

by mr mr mr mr mr mr mr mr October 9, 2025