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Shatlet

A shatlet is a small, relatively round piece of dookie that is expelled easily, and sometimes at a high projectile rate. Similar to a dinkleberry, the shatlet doesn't get caught in anal hair and is easily dropped off at the pool.
"Hey man did you see those shatlets laying in the corner?" "Yeah, but they weren't shatlets, they were rat turds."
by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
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Adolf Shitler

A person who shits with such force and cruelty that they could qualify for a Nazi.
*A loud excretion noise is heard*
Person 1: OMG! Did you just hear that? What an Adolf Shitler!
by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011
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bored shitless

Someone who has the time to either:

1. Determine how long is left in hours, minutes and seconds untill the strung out concert

2. Add a dictionary definition for the person mentioned in (1)
by FarQue July 14, 2003
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Adolf shitler

by FuckFuck123 March 3, 2017
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shitlerature

"Shitlerature (noun) -

1) particularly good book(s) kept in the toilet for reading while engaged in the act of defecation.

2) any substantial reading material, pamphlet-size upwards, used for the same purpose
Usage.

"I've got Colin Powell's 'My American Journey', David Foster Wallace' 'Infinite Jest', and Kazuo Ishiguro's 'Remains of the Day' in my toilet tank - that's some serious shitlerature."
by Rajanus August 27, 2011
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Adolph Shitler

A variant of the Dirty Sanchez, where the man paints the women's face with a mustache that resembled Adolph Hitler's.
I was pretty hammered last night, and thought it would be funny to give Sarah an Adolph Shitler. She was not amused.
by Oddballls January 4, 2015
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The Shitler

A variation of the Dirty Sanchez where you fuck a girl in the ass, pull out and rub your shit covered dick on her upper lip to give her a hitler mustache. You then fuck her while she reads mein kampf aloud.
Sarah and Todd Palin conceived their last child while performing "The Shitler".
by The Iron Shitler January 23, 2009
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