Shituation

When you're in a situation that is really shitty.

You seem stressed dude, what's up?

Oh, yeah dude I'm in kind of a shituation right now.

by VollDasBrainEyy January 11, 2019

shitulation

When you go into the bathroom to take a shit and end up masturbating.

"Dude i went into the bathroom and ended up with shitulation."

by ngilliam1234 February 23, 2008

Shituation

A compromising set of circumstances that, whilst appearing to have one or more possible solutions, will develop, proceed and culminate in a way that can only be described as shitty.

"We never see him any more though, it just seems a bit disrespectful."
"Yeah I know what you're saying mate, but he's had to marry that bird Stacey hasn't he. Seriously, knocking her up has put him in a real shituation."

"It's two in the morning man, what the fuck? I have to fucking get back to Eltham, kicking me off for being 15p short is bollocks mate. Fucking shituation you've put me in."

by jayksroom March 7, 2015

Shituation

crappy circumstances

A: "I had the turbo squirts and found out, afterward, that the toilet paper was out."

B: "That, sir, is a shituation."

A: "While I was jerkin' it, my little sister's friends were TP'ing my house. Yes, they saw me through the window."

B: "That, son, is a shituation."

by Captain Milligan December 1, 2010

Shituation

A REALLY Shitty situation.

Brandon: I was caught smokin' weed in the bathroom. I think I'm going to be expelled.
John: That's a real shituation you're in dude.

by Dosaaaa January 8, 2016

shituation

when a situation is shit

shit man that is a shituation !

by lauren charm September 28, 2010

shituation

the act of having to take a shit really badly, but there happen to be no bathrooms anywhere near you.

In the car yesterday, on our road trip I had a real shituation, there were no bathrooms for miles!

by diarrheaKing206 January 10, 2011