shizlaps

shizlaps- slaps, with a (shiz) plural to the laps because that shit fucking slaps bruh.

Yo roomie, can you grab some frozen fruit while you’re out? That stuff shizlaps!

by tasty_tave9666 November 22, 2020

shizlaps

shizlaps-
slaps, with a (shiz) plural to the laps because that shit fucking slaps bruh.

Yo roomie, can you grab some frozen fruit while you’re out? That stuff shizlaps man.

by tasty_tave9666 November 22, 2020

shitflipper

Classic black school shoe

Oh look he’s wearing shitflippers instead of trainers

by Llama 🦙 March 18, 2021

shitflation

When ingredients are replaced with shittier ingredients. Usually as a cost-cutting measure to increase profits, similar to shrinkflation.

Shitflation has gotten so bad, my favorite ice cream is now 90% Palm Oil.

by Hugh Wottmeight April 23, 2023

Shitfluster

A substitute for the word diarrhea except more violent.

"When I have too much dairy I shitfluster"

by bananuck March 7, 2025

shitclassico

A different way of describing how terrible a football match is or how boring it is going to be

Person A: Oh My Lord the Europa Final UTD vs Spurs is gonna be a boring game

Person B: Oh you mean the shitclassico

by anormalguy1 May 12, 2025

Giaint shitflare

A giant tropical plant.
AKA giant schefflera.
But normal people can't spell that shit so it's more commonly known as "Giant Shitflare"

"omg WOW your giaint Shitflare is beautiful Karen!"

by Blond Idiot75 October 13, 2022