shitbaked

Newfy term for scared shitless

you know you are "shitbaked",when the cops pull you over with open bottles of beer in the car and a dozen in your belly :(

by Molson Canadian February 5, 2010

shitfaced hammered drunk

to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.

holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.

by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011

shitfaceted

combination of shitfaced and wasted-referring to being extremely drunk

Last night I was so shitfaceted I don't even remember what happened!

by lazooooo August 15, 2009

Shitblade

When you squeze your but cheeks together in order to cut of the terd.

I had to get to the high def porn on my computer so I used my shitblade to wrap up my poo faster.

by mack daddy Q March 24, 2009

Shitface Drunk

When you are drunk off you ass and what not!

Hey is it time to drive? NO 'CAUSE I AM SHITFACE DRUNK!

by emily b January 3, 2004

shitfaced

Someone who has had a little to much to drink, or is going to drink till they are fucked up

I'm going to go get shitfaced tonight

by Jebus December 10, 2002

shitake mushrooms

1. A Japanese mushrooms that is used in some oriental dishes.
2. A cute and subtle replacement for curse words.

1. Man, these shitake mushrooms really complete this sushi dish!

2. SHITAKE MUSHROOMS, I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!

by The definer known as Mr. jangles August 31, 2005