shite

Way of saying shit used by people who wish not to offend anyone and people of northern Europian decent (such as the British, Scottish, and Irish.

Holly crap! He stuck his face in the pile of shite!

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

Shite

substance eaten by the neds

whats for his lunch, shite?

by Pat October 12, 2003

shite

A slight variation on shit mainly used in yorkshire.

"Donny Rovers are fuckin' shite this season!"

by Foyf January 22, 2003

shite

Complicated. To say the least,

Mulitple definitions. Here are some...

A big brown mess.
A turd.
A situation which is not enjoyable.
Talk which is frankly disappointing. To be mild...
Crap.
Er, rubbish. Trash. Garbage.

The situation most governments find themselves in after two years.
The reality of celebrity.
The problems we find ourselves in.
Life.
Death.
Reality.
What you say when you're not from Engerland.
Er. The trouser filling, touching stuff we deal wiv on an almost daily basis.
Wot you say when you hurt yourself.
Cont p94

The hammer hits the wrong nail "Oh shite!"
You hear nature call but no toilet is near... "Shite!"
A politico says something you disagree with strongly - "Shite".

by rendevous June 21, 2010

Shite sticks to shite

somone who has done something bad in the past and then has had something bad happen to them in the future in other words shite comes to shite meaning bad luck comes to people who do bad things

did you hear about jamie getting robbed aye i did but shite sticks to shite

by GavinFrank February 7, 2017

Shite

Shite it's actually pretty good on toast

Shed ytp likes shite

by D4RKCL0UD907 November 13, 2019

shite

Another word for "shit".

"This place is shite."
-one of the dung beetles (spelling?) from Conker's Bad Fur Day

by Dave March 26, 2004