skidmarks

stains from a nasty pussy fart.

by groucho-marks July 26, 2003

Skidmark Hero

It's a game that every kid and some adults knowingly and/or unknowingly play. If you don't clean up well after going number 2 you get skidmarks in your underwear. The person with the worst skidmarks in the house is the Skidmark Hero.

Child - Can you wash my clothes?

Mom - I don't mind washing your clothes. But, if you keep playing Skidmark Hero, your going to wash your own undies.

by Whymeandnotyou22 September 27, 2011

Hawaiian Skidmark

The act of leaving shat in your pants, and letting it smear all day.

Guy:I think I smelt a Hawaiian skidmark from the guy right next to me.
Girl: that is totally true!

by Tha1Turtle December 2, 2016

skidmark steve

The act of shitty and leaving poo marks in the bowl of the toilet.

"Who skidmark Steved the toilet again?"

by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2015

monkeys ate my skidmark undies

Any point in which a herd of monkeys try to rape you, and steal your paxton, and eat your skidmarks.

Ben robbed a guy of his undies, and ate the skid marks, and licked it dry

by brownie hound April 30, 2003

Skidmark

It's True! Damn roller coasters. I just can't imagine why PETER would post this message though...

That Peter is such a skidmark too.

by Erick Desjardins June 30, 2003

skidmarks

A Brown crusty trail, remaining in under garments afer a night on the piss. Resemble rubber marks on the road made by a heavy braking car

Whoah...Super skidmarks bro!

by Callum May 15, 2003