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Commander Shepard

The most epic video game character. Ever. From the Mass Effect games.
I was playing Mass Effect yesterday, and Commander Shepard is the most epic character ever.
by rivertroll May 30, 2009
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shitarette

A cigarette consumed by the user in an attempt to ease bowel movements.
"I'll take my turn in the bathroom in a couple minutes right after I smoke a shitarette."

"Want to finish this half-smoked grit? I just needed a quick shitarette and it already did the trick."

"Get out of the bathroom!" yelled Jeff as he shut the front door and removed his jacket, having just returned -- buttcheeks clenched -- from his morning shitarette.
by Mr. Constipation April 20, 2009
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Sheetar

A beautiful Lumerian Godess ressurected in 1987 by two brothers Michael and George Tutman who were brainwashed by their uncle Anwar Namtut. In order to ressurect Sheetar the brothers had to collect body parts from mortal women. Sheetar was resurrected at a "blood buffet" where she could feast on virgin women. The "buffet" was broken up before Sheetar could have her feast, with many people dying in the police and the Tutman brothers crossfire. The last time she was seen was hoping into the passenger seat of a red corvette. The man or Sheetar were never seen again.
Dude Sheetar fucked me for an hour after eating the flesh off my bitch virgin girlfriend.
by Jack Carrol September 28, 2009
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kevin shepard

did u see kevin shepard yesterday, he tore a building in half with his mind, it made me so wet!!!
by gotchabitch123 November 28, 2010
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Industrial Shear

Wow, I couldn't get any sleep last night, the bull dikes upstairs were really working that industrial shear
by mong005e November 13, 2011
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Shay Shear

The Coolest Mother fucker in the world and wont back down to nothing.
Hey bro if you don't back off i'm going to Shay Shear you!!
by Richard Harry Cranium July 17, 2012
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Alan Shearer

The sexual act of cumming into the air and then heading it so it hits someone in the face
Your mum took an Alan Shearer from me
by Sawsaw382 June 17, 2016
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